Counter-Strike

A game where you go around, shooting people.
Eventually it all comes to mind.

You then start saying stuff like "LAWL" and"ROFL".
Then you go to school and start talking about guns.
*Then you start doing crazy and mental shit.

*Only 11 year olds that have played since they were 8.

COUNTER-STRIKE-NERD ON MIC: LAWL YOU GUYS SUCK, ROFILL!

ANOTHER CS GUY: How old are you dude?

CS-NERD: ahhh...16.

CS GUY: You sound 11.

CS-NERD: ...SHAME I JUST POWNED YOU.

by Brodyyyyyy January 1, 2008

Counter-Straight

1.) Often used to define the game Counter-Strike by people who don't like it.
2.) Gay; Homosexual. Not straight.

God, why do you fucktards always want to play Counter-Straight. Let's play some Day of Defeat.

by Robert M. Hines November 17, 2004

counterstrike

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.

Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?

by haze January 3, 2004

counter critters

The people that sit at the counter in the resturant

waitress: those counter critters are losers.
other waitress: you got that right, they have no life

by loser2222 September 20, 2008

Counter-scare

To scare someone who scared you to make them feel as scared and twice as guilty.

John popped out of no where with a mask on to try to scare me, so I counter-scared him by having a fake heart attack.

by Dino-K March 1, 2009

Counter Balance

When your walking and somebody pushes you off balence, and you recover by spinning(at least once) to regain your balence in a show off-y way

Bob: Yo the jerk Darnell tried to push me into the lockers again.
John:Really what did you do.
Bob: I counter balanced it and showed him up.

John: Sweet!

by SUIXIS December 8, 2009

counter jew

Pronunciation: \ˈkau̇n-tər-jü\
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): counter jued; counter jew·ing
Etymology: Middle English jewen, jiuen
Date: 21th century
transitive verb

1. obsolete : to make petition to or for in a semitic fashion

2. a : the act of an antisemite responding in a semitic manor to counter act prexisiting jewish behavior

— ju·er noun

Antonym(s) : jewing, scamming, cheating

Due to the fact that my fellow office employees were attempting to turn a profit off of the donuts they brought in each morning. I counter jew·ed by stealing three donuts and not leaving a fucking cent.

by system override April 17, 2010