Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed

Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!

by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

by Natwo April 17, 2020

Aryan Classic

A neo nazi term used to describe a social media post as being made by a white person who believes in the nazi ideologies, support them by putting down people of races, ethnicities, besides those of germanic, slavic, scandinavian, ugric, and keltic descent.

Chud- "Yep, this is an aryan classic"

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

The Cheasapeake Classic

Performed by those who are uncircumcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped bass, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. This allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.

She looked like she needed a high protein shake so I gave her The Cheasapeake Classic

by mudROCKET September 23, 2009

Discord Nitro Classic

if your poor as fuck and cant afford 5 more dollars for big boy Discord Nitro
It comes with only 1 perk. Emojis.

guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO i cant buy Nitro so i got Discord Nitro Classic
guy 2: swagshit no moneymoney

by LouisGDYTUrban June 1, 2021

World Baseball Classic

A cross between the olympics and world cup only you can watch it without falling asleep. The WBC is a league filled with countries from asia, Europe, Australia, and the western hemisphere such as the US, Canada, the DR, Cuba, Japan, China, South Africa, Australia, Italy, and others. It was pretty fun to watch but the US didn't do to good on account many american baseball players did not participate, all well, get 'em next time in 2009!

EX #1: Whoa, the US beat South Africa 17-0 and it's only halfway through the game!

EX #2:
Guy #1: Isn't it strange how no matter how many teams will participate in the World Baseball Classic, Britain will never even consider joining it? I mean, we beat Germany in 2 world wars and they are still looking to join it!

Guy #2: All well, the WBC dosn't need any pussy british team, cuz America will only kick there ass if they enter!

Guy #1: Well it wouldn't be the first time!

by Spikesy June 1, 2006

Crapice Classic

Another name for the Cheverlet car model (77-90)especially the woodpanel Wagon type, before a new body style(91-96) which was used in many states as a cop car. It is commonly driven by teens as starter car or passed down through the family to the newest driver of the family.

In 8 mile Eminem's car was a Crapice Classic.

by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007