Chronic Myspace user

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damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user

by spngbb99 December 7, 2023

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chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.

“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.

by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023

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Chronic

1: Pidgin for someone who smokes way too much weed

2: A crackhead

“Ey you like go smoke some pakololo”
“Brah its 10 in the morning you one chronic”

by BigRatMouse April 8, 2023

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Chronically IRL

Doing anything that’s the opposite of being online but to the point where it makes you turn bigoted and ignorant.

Half of the people in this farmers market are chronically irl

by Closetedmeepmorp April 18, 2023

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chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023

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