Chongs

If something smells disgusting/unbearable it 'chongs'

another more passionate word for 'stinks'

Willy T, the work colleague on the desk next to you, farts...
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'

by Lord M Lemon June 5, 2019

Chong

A God amongst men the true king of the simps transcended all Asians

Bro Nick Chongs Hot

by jeurfhejfijsfuisefesf May 18, 2021

Chong

What private school boys say when they want to use a vape but don’t want the teachers to find out

Oi let’s go for a chong sesh

by Fatboi1234 April 16, 2019

bum chong

When you’re girlfriend puts a elf bar or any vape in ur asshole and then she takes a hit as u fart so the air going in her elf bar is ur fart

me and the mrs did a bum chong last night

by bumchonger1 July 20, 2022

Chong

A synonym for a vape or can be used as a verb to vape. Mainly used in the UK by teenagers to seem coo

"Give us a chong"- Let me have a puff/drag of your vape
"Hugo passed Lucas his chong after he was finished"

by Theflowerpot February 10, 2019

Chonged

When something gets stolen in scotland

Alfie chonged Scotts bird!

by JustChris319 July 2, 2018

Chonged

So fucking stoned that you look Asian

Lois is so chonged she looks like Jackie chan

by Stonedsmoker December 5, 2022