Callahaning

When you as a guy take on 3 girls at once (preferably in a car)

Yeah me and my friend were callahaning it together

by Astro101 March 19, 2026

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

Callmekevin

Callmekevin is an Irish YouTuber who is secretly RTGAME

Did you see callmekevin he's a pretty cool dude. Do you mean RTGAME?

by himanbobjohn May 12, 2025

Callagie

A person who makes collages for a living

She is a callagie

by Shier-Gooch May 16, 2025

Callard

An individual lacking in IQ and in everyday life behaves and acts like an absolute cunt, this word has it origins in law enforcement.

That bloke over there is a right callard!

by Dr Andrew Darwen July 19, 2025

CalamityMan

A surreal figure who appears precisely when things go wrong, not to help, but to narrate the chaos with theatrical flair with a suspiciously wet sandwich in his pocket.

The CalamityMan doesn’t solve problems. He magnifies them. He arrives uninvited, wearing a trench coat made of expired insurance policies, and speaks only in riddles, screams, and outdated Latin proverbs.

He gives the illusion of action, like pointing at things, whispering to walls, licking envelopes ...but ultimately contributes nothing except confusion and a faint smell of licorice.

“Everything was fine until the printer exploded and the CalamityMan showed up with a kazoo and a bucket of mayonnaise.”
“We thought the Wi-Fi was down, but it was just slow. Still, the CalamityMan came and performed a silent interpretive dance in the hallway.”

by Zeverkieken September 16, 2025