smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

burrito fart

When you're nearing the end of the burrito and the pressure builds up at the bottom and rips the tortillia causing some juices to explode like a fart.

Will: dude si bought these super packed burritos at Chi-Chi's

Scott: man I love that burrito fart that happens when you're nearing the bottom.

Will: fucken finger licking

by mightykid420 October 17, 2015

Cunt Burrito

A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

by Chu~! September 24, 2011

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

japanese burrito

Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.

Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.

by Lee Anderson December 5, 2007

Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

beefy burrito

When a young teen is enjoying the lavishing taste of a old womans vagina usually from age 40-55 and suddenly throws up all over her genital area

I heard Chaston gave Ms. Whorebuckle a beefy burrito last week.

by jay munney December 31, 2012