burrito-bomb

the throwing of a burrito(tacos,fajitas also acceptable) at a hooker. ( it is crucial to have taken at least one bite from the projectile to ensure maximum splatter upon impact. also so that you did not completely waste $.89 )

last night Dave and I went to Taco Bell, and on the drive home, Dave rolled down his window and burrito-bombed the shit out of this hooker!

by IrSotallyTober January 13, 2010

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 02, 2011

Cunt Burrito

A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

by Chu~! September 25, 2011

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 11, 2003

japanese burrito

Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.

Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.

by Lee Anderson November 11, 2007

Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

beefy burrito

When a young teen is enjoying the lavishing taste of a old womans vagina usually from age 40-55 and suddenly throws up all over her genital area

I heard Chaston gave Ms. Whorebuckle a beefy burrito last week.

by jay munney December 31, 2012