Bryan

a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras

Bryan: IM THE MAN

me: ooh okay buddy

by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023

Bryan

The very obviously incorrect and stupid way of spelling Brian

Look at the loser Bryan over there. Imagine having a "y" in your name.

by RICE BEAR124 August 17, 2023

Bryan

He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.

Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre

by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021

Bryan

The types of guys who likes to show muscle even though they don’t have it. Bryan is really interested in and good at taking pictures from dick angle!

Wow Bryan with his muscle on Bryan’s Instagram story :)

by Duffyh November 22, 2021

bryan

very violent and hits people constantly, nice to some people. Most people named Bryan are short not only that but are short tempered too. and asian

omg stop hitting me with the ruler bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.

omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021