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Boner Ring-Toss

(Game, Action) A fringe, deviant, yet popular weekend barbecue game in the male homosexual community. It involves two buff, fit looking, fully erect, pale males who attempt to throw a plastic ring (while locking eyes and maintaining eye contact) and have it land successfully on the opposing male's erect genitalia. The most points wins a case of white claw or Zima (if they make that anymore). If you break eye contact, the opponent gets a point. First to 21 wins. It's kind if like cornhole except much gayer! It would be an amazing gamer nickname for games where you can kill a live opponent.
You have been slain by "Boner Ring-Toss"
by Scoopalone April 19, 2021
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Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010
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Tremendous boner

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE

She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.

*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
by VickyVixen December 25, 2009
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nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010
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Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."
by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012
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Cash Boner

A big wad of coins in a pocket or wallet causing a boner-like bulge. Could be a hard-on for spending aforesaid cash.
man 1> i notice you bought the most expensive beer on the bar
man 2> yea I had a cash boner.
by padalac October 23, 2011
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Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
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