Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind

I blind slimed my wife last night

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat

All of our politicians are so Weight blind

by Max di September 29, 2021

Sneaky Blind

When you get torque! or sniped blind in the head in gears of war.

(Marrru) Let me get torch! so i can sneaky blind him.

by SneakyB January 22, 2010

Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.

Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.

by koala11111111 March 7, 2011

Brother Blind

The inability to judge my bothers based on color.

I'm grow up in such diverse community I'm considered to be Brother Blind.

by VSPOT September 1, 2020

A Blind Sniper

A person whose skills are insanly good at shooters or at games in general

Why does he always beat me?
He's A Blind Sniper you have no chance against him.

by TrueSmolPP November 22, 2021