Alphabet Bandit

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.

by Tony Button November 25, 2019

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Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 21, 2020

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Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 10, 2018

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Waist Bandit

Another term for an erection.

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?

by ** The Truth ** January 13, 2016

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brick bandits

brick bandits are feared by the people of criminality, the brick bandits consist of stikiman, goggles, nezzy and brick the bandits kill everyone that get in there way, the people of crim have nightmares and wake in distress, everybody leaves the server at the arrival brick bandits because they rampage through everyone and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind.

fear the brick bandits

by marcus o conner July 04, 2023

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