Stick Bandit

A well known white crackhead founded in central el paso texas. Is known to break sticks against head and or twirl them.

Oh no stick bandit is breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 6, 2023

Waist Bandit

Another term for an erection.

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?

by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

Booty bandit

Booty bandit in the Tina community (aka gay meth user ) booty bandit stands for a bottom submissive or just a guy in general who does a booty bump and they get so spun ( high ) they obsess and crave dick and all they want is something to fuck their booty and they can't stop shaking it they can't stop talking about it after that booty bump their whole world focuses on their booty so we called him booty Bennett's

Oh I see a few booty bandit in a meeting tonight

by Goofy_Gang😎 October 3, 2021

Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

by Classic Ormeau May 1, 2022

Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 9, 2018