flesh bag

A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.

Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....

by bookworm July 15, 2020

Bag of Twat

Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.

Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!

by an_angry_person December 17, 2016

What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.

Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?

by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018

bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.

Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her

by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017

Bag House

A place where you go to stick it in whores.

I got dragged down the bag house for a dirty nosh.

by Migz July 22, 2004

Bag Man

Is a guy or man who has very little to popularity so he will strategically date or hook up with a girl or woman who has a tighter money game and more popular than he is. This move is for clout and to elevate or boost his popularity to a higher level.

Follower 1: I thought ol’ boy was ballin’ like a rock star and a high profile celeb before he hooked up with ol’ girl.
Follower 2: Nah ol’ boy’s money game and popularity ghosted him until he hooked up with ol’ girl who put that bag man on the map.

by Starving Artist246 January 20, 2023

bag of fat

a smelly, sweaty, overweight individual that you wouldn't want to come within 5 feet of.

Ian smells like a bag of fat.

by SaraJu July 7, 2006