Weird flex but okay

1) That's a strange thing to brag about, but you do you.

2) Used to imply that someone is bragging about something, often jokingly.

1) Twitter Person A: "What I spend on gummies you'll probably spend on gas lol" Twitter Person B: "Weird flex but ok"

2) Kavanaugh: "I was a virgin in highschool and many years after" Meme caption: "Weird flex but okay"

by ayywaddup November 1, 2018

Weird flex but ok

To flex means to boast or show off about something. The phrase 'weird flex but ok' is said when someone proudly boasts or brags about something that most people would find either awkward, irrelevant or just plain weird. It's usually stated in a dismissive fashion.

Girl 1: "I'm dating my firend's dad, if we ever get married I'll become her stepmom!"
Girl 2: ... Weird flex but ok.

Person 1: "Yo, I finally hooked up with my cousin on Thanksgiving."
Person 2: ... Weird flex but ok.

by SirNikSerof January 12, 2019

Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.

You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"

by BBJ24 June 6, 2015

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

by green923jade April 26, 2017

I understand that, but

Used in exasperation during an argument, with a notable impatience intended to slightly patronize the other party while furthering the speaker's other reasons.

Look, I didn't mean to shoot Marvin in the face.

I understand that, but that doesn't change the fact he's dead.

by Nobody0000 January 20, 2011

I’m not a furry but

The sentence furries say before becoming one

I’m not a furry but I like this protogen video!

by AnonymousNumber2000 October 17, 2021

I Don't Know How But They Found Me

I Don't Know How But They Found Me is an alternative band that was formed in 2016. It is made up of former Bassist, back-up vocalist, and lyricist of the Pop Punk band Panic! At The Disco, Dallon Weekes and the former drummer for the Hard Rock band Falling In Reverse, Ryan Seaman.

Ex. 1 ~ (Noun)

Person 1 - "Have you heard of I Don't Know How But They Found Me?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! I love them."

Ex. 2 ~ (Noun)
Person 3 - "I Don't Know How But They Found Me. Awesome."
Person 4 - "What?? Who Found You? Why Don't You Know How? Why is that awesome??"

Person 3 - "No. No. Hahahah. It's just the name of the band."
Person 4 - "Oh"

by Joshler Dunseph May 19, 2018