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BMW

a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.
dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?
by autoguru November 12, 2019
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BMW

I saw your ma last night sitting on a new, hard BMW
by RedHeadRoaster May 28, 2017
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BMW

BMW is a automotive brand known to "Bring Many Worries" hence the abbreviation BMW
Man1: Ay yo you got a BMW right?
Man2: Yeah bro it brought many worries fam
Man1: Yeah bro merc for the win am I right
Man2: Right bro
by xSniper23 April 5, 2022
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BMW

Big Mexican Woman. Slang term for a chubby mexican girlfriend.
Man i want to go, but my BMW said it's her mom's birthday so we're going there instead.
by ChefDanG March 1, 2017
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BMW

Typically a car brand but can be also used as ‘‘Black Man’s Women’’ mainly used for White women in a relationship with A black man (Can also be used for other Races as well)
Person 1: “Look at them White guys!”
Person 2: “I'm only into Black men..”
Person 1: “You're a BMW”
by rastamouse12222 May 11, 2024
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BMW

by "HEY"69420alert March 18, 2020
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BMW

Big Money Wasted

A car manfucaturer you'll be paying the rest of your life if you buy from. You'll sure enough need a oilchange shortly after you buy it, and that's just one of the issues that'll arise if you buy this trash can on wheels.
Denzel just bought a BMW! What a jackass!
by keyboardstrokes July 22, 2022
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