Teves Bills

are legislations that are utterly stupid and irrelevant to societal needs. These are usually authored by bootlicking, shameless traditional politicians. (noun) See: PH anti-ghosting bill; PH airport renaming bill

Shameless and corrupt politicians will author Teves Bills just to please their stealing allies.

by modernongkatipunera August 18, 2022

Titty Bile

The proactive and eye catching term used by a witty, charismatic young man to peak the curiosity of interested parties.

They quickly googled “titty bile” to see if it was a real thing. It wasn’t.

by Pena_Colada July 1, 2022

Skittle Bills

Refrencing Candadian bills due to its colourful nature

“You got them skittle bills?”

by RakimFar July 1, 2022

beverly bills

Bills that are so damn high that you are certain that it was meant for a celebrity in the 90210s and not your broke self.

My gas bill is insanely high! I can't afford this! This level of Beverly Bills was meant for Elon Musk types not me!

by slangctionary September 7, 2022

Bmx Bikes

Little kids bikes for grown ass men who still think they are cool.

John: Hey Will, you wanna go ride Bmx bikes, smoke weed, and down some Coronas?

Will: Nah I gotta work.

by Spiff masta 42069 September 11, 2022

marcelo bielsa

To Marcelo Bielsa someone it means to shove a 8 inch dildo(preferably black) into ones asshole whilst trying to shit at the same time( you wouldn’t notice the difference in colour on the dildo). After doing this you would sniff it very thoroughly and get your sexual partner to suck it off and not tell them there is shit on it.

Hey you want to do the Marcelo Bielsa?
Yeah sure go on let me get the big black dildo I have in my bag that my mum let me borrow.
Ughhhhhh that feels so good (proceeds to shit on it)
Time to sniff it Luke sniff it.
Can you suck it off now babe it’s nice and juicy for you
Okay Luke
( This took place in slug and lettuce toilets)

by I TOUCH KIDS 123 January 6, 2023

jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !

oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother

by pai.g January 27, 2023