Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.

Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp

by 1800.love July 21, 2022

Ban

use to describe someone who is insensitive and show no empathy.

Originated from Asia, where one student took his own life after being shamed by his formal form teacher when he was studying abroad.

She was such a Ban to shame him in front of the whole school for his suicide attempt.

by Susan.J February 9, 2019

Banning

It means someone whose complaining about his problems without doing any effort to fix them

Person A: Hey dude my girl just keeps complaining about not being able to save money even though she's the one spending most of her money on clothes and accessories

Person B: yeah man, women can't stop banning about their problems

by Samurai G July 16, 2023

ban cars

An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.

"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

Banned

Oh! Right! Nietzsche got banned too!

Hym "And there's Jordan's grievance. He thought he was Nietzsche's peer but really I... AM that. Evidenced by the fact that I'm getting banned and he's only pretending AND by the fact that my critique of his incest cult is the same as Nietzsche's!"

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

banned dic

A user of the urban dictionary who keeps on copying others definitions, even when flagged

Casey is such a banned dic

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

banned weapon

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is

Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend

by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021