Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

jim beam apple

Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.

Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.

by Ron Swansan June 23, 2016

u wurk at applebees

The most horrifying insult towards anyone imagined.

Henry: Your the biggest loser ever and no one seems to love you

Dirk: you work at applebees

ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.

u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.

by FaCt BoI May 19, 2018

apple

Red on the outside, white on the inside. A pejorative term used by Native Americans towards other Native Americans accused of "acting white," which would include such things as excelling in school, getting and holding a job, staying out jail, not drinking & drugging, and behaving appropriately in daily interactions with people of other races. Similar to the use of Oreo by African Americans.

That Native kid takes so much crap at home because he's getting A's and B's in school. His whole family thinks he's an apple.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

smirnoff green apple

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!

Pass that green apple biznatch!

by the midget November 27, 2004

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

Killed Two Birds With One Apple

Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.

As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.

by MGDRehab March 11, 2011