Apple

A company mainly founded by steve jobs .

they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10

Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here

Apple by someone_british April 6, 2023

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Apple

A fruit, a red fruit, and a fruit that is very tasty. Sometimes the fruit is even green. Apples are grown on trees mostly in California areas.

"This apple is so tasty."

Apple by Hotmen11 May 4, 2023

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Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!

So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.

Apple by 4uffin July 4, 2023