An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.
by not a spud April 10, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a great guy who is fun to be around. He never fails to make you smile, he may be a bitch sometimes but it's usually a joke. He is always there for you no matter what, and will always make sure you are okay. He does the best he can for everything and everyone. There is no shortage to Alex and will always do something at all times. He is very nice and sweet and all the girls love him ngl. There is never any harm to having an Alex as one of your friends. He is one of the best people you can have in your life
by Puma D October 6, 2020
Get the Alexmug. People named Alex tend to be rather emo and many of times, have homosexual tendencies. People named Alex are huge fans of the well known band, Weezer. They ar4ee huge music enjoyers, ESPECIALLY Weezer.
by Cissified April 30, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
Get the Alexmug. This man is a gamer he is a boi of goodness he will please you anytime of the week he can Rock Your World he is your best friend till the end never let go of this god
by The Epic g4mer December 17, 2019
Get the Alexmug. The most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. I love her so very much and hope she’s with me foreva. She also has a nice bootay:)
by BigFleshyNub August 5, 2019
Get the Alexmug.