Two country boys that live to drink. Ex. Lance and Dakota are raging alcoholics. Lance spends his days thinking of ways to drink more.
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Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
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