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Alan

Alan is the person you'll meet who's very outgoing but can be very tired. Hes also the most loving person except, he doesn't know how to communicate or show his love for his significant other/lover. He is a kind-hearted person but can appear harsh to some people, but it's his way of joking around. He's extremely nonchalant but caring on the inside. You need someone to spend your time with? Alan. He has the most genuine smile to exist and the prettiest lips, ever. Yes, he can mess up sometimes, but he needs his way of fixing it and will always try harder to fix it. His only intentions are to love and to care, never hurt.
"Alan is so cute,"
by yosolo January 11, 2023
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Alan

A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023
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Alan Stanley

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:
my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:
by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022
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Alan

Alan the box
by 808boiz July 27, 2021
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Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class
alan during polish class - waers a hoodie
by habadabalove April 26, 2021
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Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
by RyButtnik October 5, 2023
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Alan Cavallaro

One of the most powerful sorcerers of all time.. never to be messed with...
I tried to fight back but then came Alan Cavallaro, and I had to dip...
by cp191 January 29, 2021
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