The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.
Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"
by StonesLaw March 05, 2019
by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 18, 2017
A Stone Stem: a lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner. She doesn't need to be touched sexually, but on occasion will allow it of her partner.
Stone Stem: A soft butch that leans towards her femme side for a night of pleasure with her partner.
by SirLadyWolf October 19, 2014
The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.
"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."
by zippyclean June 30, 2021
Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.
Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.
Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.
by babla13579 March 07, 2021
by DutchVan derLinde April 25, 2021
by XonionX June 08, 2023