A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a fuck
by Awesome FT July 30, 2018
Get the Lukemug. An annoying cock sucker whom will back stab you by hooking up with your girlfriend and continue to hit her up. Ugly and blonde. Lots of charm but againUGLY. You may find a "luke" at a party STEER CLEAR!!!!! he will seduce you and you will find yourself in the back of his car beginning to regret all, yes all, life decisions. Short, and not lots of muscle. But funny:)
Did you hook up with luke last night??? (Bella)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)
by Lily Cooke July 8, 2017
Get the Lukemug. a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP
by summerrjanee May 31, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
Im a luke
by Saxome April 15, 2020
Get the Lukemug.