Skip to main content

jordan

jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet
bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!
by farmerjessie December 8, 2018
mugGet the jordanmug.

Jordan

Tall and very handsome dont put his trust in no nigga always chasing money and bout a check with a big dick.
(Jordan)
by All about money January 8, 2017
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay
that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

by assasin May 5, 2018
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."
by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.
"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD
by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Jordan is a charming athletic guy. That will end your life in football faster than your relationship. Jordan is smart, charming, and the best friend you could ask for. He is a savage that get girls on the daily. Although he has girls loving him he goes after the one he loves the most . So you can’t get excited over him.
Yo you see Jordan ? Yea he has the cutest girl after him.
by 2 times March 17, 2018
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email