A Safe Farm is a farm that is located in in the woods in order for you to be protected from society, the main uses of a Safe Farm is to keep a low profile if you have ever done a Crank-Dat video, if you have done a Crank-Dat video; GET YOUR ASS A SAFE FARM NOW AND WATCH YO' BACK!!! But a Safe Farm is very useful as you can grow your own weed, don't have to worry about baby mama's, and have peace to yourself.
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas January 26, 2023
Get the Safe Farmmug. A big, butch, masculine woman that is a hick. She looks dirty and probably smells. She would remind you of a trucker. She spits, talks like a redneck, and has bad teeth, not to mention she is very ugly. She basically looks like she belongs on a farm with all the other animals.
Student 1: "My teacher is such a farm dyke. Between her bad teeth and talking like a redneck, I couldn't understand what she said."
Student 2: "Yeah, she is a farm dyke. You can tell by the way she dresses. Those long flannel skirts that go down to the ground are so gay!"
Student 2: "Yeah, she is a farm dyke. You can tell by the way she dresses. Those long flannel skirts that go down to the ground are so gay!"
by amymonster October 12, 2006
Get the Farm Dykemug. by testachiles April 24, 2009
Get the quarm farmmug. when there is a lot of snow on the ground, you take a dump on the road. Then, when the snow plow is coming by, it smears it all along the road.
by zambookster March 11, 2010
Get the snow farmingmug. When one has a giant collection of useless rubber-bands on either or both arms. And these rubber bands are to be in the shape of animals and worn in many different colors and species
Zach: dude!!! so i totally hit up on this new fad, check out these lame ass rubber bands in the shape of animals!
tony: Whoa dude!!! i totally got some too! i can see you are increasing the size of your arm farm.
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Susan: hey Daniel, how do you like my arm farm?
Daniel: pretty rad Susie!!!! i have over 200 animals in my arm farm, i wasted $200 on these!
tony: Whoa dude!!! i totally got some too! i can see you are increasing the size of your arm farm.
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Susan: hey Daniel, how do you like my arm farm?
Daniel: pretty rad Susie!!!! i have over 200 animals in my arm farm, i wasted $200 on these!
by sawa454 June 21, 2010
Get the Arm Farmmug. by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015
Get the alpaca farmmug. by gladheateher October 2, 2007
Get the farm machinerymug.