chris

a bitch

“ ayee chris you ah bitch ! ”

by ya motha ofc May 2, 2021

Chris

Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.

Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week

by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018

Chris

A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.

Girl 1: Damn Chris just broke up with me
Girl 2: OF COURSE HE DID!!!! He is a Chris!

by Factman February 28, 2020

Chris

The Ultimate Sidekick.

" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "

by gothic_clown December 20, 2016

Chris

Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.

"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."

by Snaked April 5, 2017

Chris

Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.

Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.

by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020

Chris

He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.

Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb

Chris: *starts getting mad

Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up

by Chubs09 September 27, 2018