When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020
Get the Bloody Marymug. A woman who squirts or urinates during her period. A man who has a bloody fountain should go see his Doctor right away.
by Dlee1967 December 20, 2014
Get the bloody fountainmug. by Mind Powers February 23, 2010
Get the Bloody-weenismug. Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
Get the bloody pineapplemug. by BLITZ0COMMONS0 June 4, 2015
Get the Bloody Bucketsmug. "Went out to the bar with the boys, got a Bloody Caesar. Had another when I got home to the lady."
-Darin Bandsaw
-Darin Bandsaw
by SirChuckleFuckTheDaft November 15, 2021
Get the Bloody Caesarmug. Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
by Pineus December 5, 2017
Get the Bloody Jasonmug.