If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

by KrashK October 22, 2020

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.
His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.
His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.
by piptardsman October 29, 2009

(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.
Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
by EmotionalExitStrategy June 18, 2025

by Xzxery May 4, 2024
