september 2nd

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

by tttyyuu September 01, 2022

September 2nd

people born on september 2nd are automatically better
(especially better than people born on October 7th)
its the rule of life

"Dang you were born on September 2nd? That means your better than me. :("

by scary avacado February 07, 2024

September 2nd

Its slap day 😍
Donr be shy slap all your friends and family

P1: slaps
P2: WHYD U DO THAT
P1: its september 2nd?

by Joesmama. September 01, 2021

September 2nd

September 2nd is widely known as “Make-Out in the backseat” day.

Hey girl, it’s September 2nd, let’s move to the backseat.

by LovedByYou6 September 01, 2022

September 2nd

national Tristan and Kristian day. If you see one of them tell them “happy national Tristan and Kristian day “

* on September 2nd*
girl: OMG ITS KRISTIAN HES SO POPULAR!
girl 2: OMG TRISTAN TOO I CANT BELIEVE IT!

by PlattywitdaFatty August 01, 2022

September 2nd

A day when all set 8s are born

It’s September 2nd let’s see what set 8s were born today

by R add rgadhhffsdasg October 18, 2021

September 2nd

The most beautiful people were born on this magnificent day

Boy- Hey were u born on September 2nd?
Girl- Yes, why?
Boy- Here’s a ring for u

by applejuiceisnice November 08, 2023