2nd puberty

When all your favorite characters grow up to become black in their 30s.

Ginger women are particularly susceptible.

2nd puberty hit Shaggy & Velma like a freight train. And don’t even get me started on James Bond or Mary Jane.

by Kalarus November 27, 2022

November 2nd

The day where you slap your friends shins but only if there name is Lucy

Me: guess what day it isssss
Lucy: oh no please... it’s not November 2nd , is it
Me: yea... *slap*

by Stanky_fishy October 29, 2019

May 2nd

This is national appreciation for anyone names Ajax day

“Hey Ajax I appreciate you!”

“Oh is it May 2nd already?”

by SiSierra May 2, 2022

December 2nd

If you’re a boy write ur girlfriend a paragraph telling them how much you appreciate them and how amazing they are

girl: it’s December 2nd

boy: oh no

by crunchiecooch December 2, 2020

2nd degree white

A white person that someone else regrettably brought into your life

Karen isn’t my friend, she’s a 2nd degree white.

by coralzoa January 18, 2024

November 2nd

A day where you go back and message people from earlier in the year that you were friends with

“Hey you know it’s November 2nd, you get to chat to everyone you talked with earlier this year”

by Love and affection November 1, 2019

April 2nd

This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.

Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can

Okay!! Can we cuddle
No

But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet

by Rara/rairai March 31, 2021