April 1st

If you were born on April 1st you are just dumb

Damn you were born on April 1st i feel bad for you 😂

by ticklemaster184 November 25, 2023

December 1st

Send Samantha Flowers day just because.

“It’s December 1st have you sent Samantha flowers”
“Ofc”

by Samanji November 29, 2023

December 1st

December 1st a national suck dick day

-You heard what day december 1st is? -yes, its national suck dick day

by Ug1231 November 30, 2023

1st December

It's national Go talk to Minimarko -day.

1st December
Emma: - Hey look! Minimarko is there, go talk to him.
Lilli: - Why would I go?
Emma: - Because today is Go talk to Minimarko day!?
Lilli: - Oh I'll go!

by ilponaattori December 1, 2023

December 1st

December 1st is a day that you can send dick pics to your homie without it being gay

“yo it’s December 1st wanna share dick pics”

by Eggsarefromcows December 1, 2022

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

June 1st

Josh Allen was born on June first and he is a hot guy with a huge dick

he got a big dick he was born on (June 1st)

by Fletcher1771 January 1, 2023