Bald Cupcake

Another word for any kind of muffin

I had a blueberry bald cupcake for breakfast today.

by Ahmaleg June 9, 2009

Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter

Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!

by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009

my cupcake

My puffy clit

Oh yeah lick my cupcake

by Mycupcakes September 19, 2015

eternal cupcake phase

After concluding the initial timeframe of the cupcake phase (up to 5 years) you then come to a realization, you are now and forever bound to everlasting happiness. Reference Cupcake phase.

Patrick and Wendy are in an eternal cupcake phase

by Winniepo0 May 23, 2018

gay cupcake

Someone that is so gay and sensitive. Mainly used in stan twitter.

"Wow, look at alex. He's a gay cupcake".

by bocasclouds May 27, 2020

canadian cupcake

similar to a cleveland steamer, the canadian cupcake is the act of taking a crap on someone's chest as part of a sexual ritual

she dropped a "canadian cupcake" on his chest

by therehowsthat? August 25, 2010

Kitten Cupcake

the sweetest of all cupcakes but hides a deadly posion. a trap.

look at that kitten cupcake!! so yummy but so dangerous!!!

by Kitt Valentine August 2, 2010