Lightning Twat

The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.

Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.

Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.

by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019

twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.

That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!

by keltikfyre October 28, 2010

Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.

When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".

by PercyJones March 24, 2012

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
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Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.

by Steve Croft November 3, 2014

Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.

Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."

by lullabysummers March 8, 2009

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017