An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010
Get the twat-spatmug. The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.
Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.
Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019
Get the Lightning Twatmug. When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
Get the Twat Bandmug. 1~ an actual wig for a twat. for anyone who actually wants twat hair but cannot grow it due to alopecia ect
2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it
2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it
by Dazatron December 30, 2011
Get the twat wigmug. e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011
Get the Twat Addictmug. A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
by pan man November 13, 2013
Get the twat oilmug. by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
Get the Twat Cannonmug.