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poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018
mugGet the poop slap betmug.

poop

Poop comes from your ass and comes in tons of different shapes also it can be solid or liquid
So your wondering what types of poop are there well there’s a lot

#1 the machine gun the little pebels of shit that come out of your ass like a machine gun

#2 the normal one the solid and ordinary poop that you are probably always gonna have unless you have candy or such

#3 Diaria you know the shitty liquid that your body makes really let’s just describe it as a shitty day

#4 nuggets so u think your gonna have the amazing normal shit but really your just gonna get nuggets that come out of ur ass

Also tons MORE TO SEE BELLOW!
by ZombieAnimations November 11, 2017
mugGet the poopmug.

poop you

a compliment, only meant for the closest of friends. it’s meant to uplift your friends
Person 1: WOOW poop you
Person 2: omg thank you so much!!!!!
Person 1: you’re welcome poop
by Shdhshshhs October 22, 2022
mugGet the poop youmug.

poop

poop is a brown substance and when you happen to eat corn there is corn in it
by viaticempress73 June 27, 2017
mugGet the poopmug.

poop like a sparrow

When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .
Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .

A- she must Poop like a sparrow .
by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021
mugGet the poop like a sparrowmug.

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.
Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?
by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020
mugGet the Poop Smudgemug.

Poop

by anonymous July 11, 2021
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