by El Capitán Nico August 21, 2022
Get the Brooklyn Johnmug. by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
Get the Johnmug. While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".
As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.
by A&Please me June 16, 2022
Get the Johnmug. Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023
Get the Lebon Joms/Johnsmug. by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024
Get the Johnmug. daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person
by BIG-M chocolate milk February 27, 2022
Get the daddy johnmug. by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug.