Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 3, 2022

Cats

one of the WORST plays to exist

weird person: hey you want to go see Cats with me ?
alanna: I’m no longer friends with you

by LexIsBored April 15, 2021

Nytyx's Cat

If Nytyx_Osu! and Nymphel were placed into different boxes with one of the boxes containing the means of causing lethal harm then once one of them died and the other emerged from the other box, the one that died would also emerge. This shows that Nytyx_osu! and Nymphel are quantumly bound in a state of perpetual superposition with their being an inability for the universe to comprehend that they are not the same person.

Nytyx's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense. Nymphel and Nytyx_osu! are just too intertwined

by Boomchedders June 13, 2023

Interesting Cat

Like strange cat but better.

An interesting cat is weird and cool all at the same time.

Wow he's such an interesting cat

by goat888888 August 17, 2021

cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

cool cat

a terrible movie about furries

cool cat is furry garbage

by dren22 June 8, 2021

Feral cat blood

An attractive but mentally unstable female using her menstrual blood as paint.

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.

by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025