“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
by DakotaJ May 19, 2021
She is a female native life!
by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024
when looking for something for a long time and finally finding it, thus completing a part/chapter of their life. an average person would go through about 30-70 major life cycles in their lifetime, often finding lost questions and answering them or even solving problems that used to matter to them but holds no more value.
finding the name of a song that you tried to find out for 5 years, which makes that life cycle 5 years long.déjà entendu
jamais vu deja vu presque vu
jamais vu deja vu presque vu
by GaryTrollmer June 05, 2013
When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".
by Strand3n October 10, 2024
When your Jake Paul Syndrome has gotten sooo bad that you have started your own YouTube channel to be like Jake Paul. You try to talk like him, walk like him, act like him, and even cheat on women like him! Jake Paul and vlogging have become your only priority in life. You haven’t slept in weeks trying to think of video ideas besides reaction videos and diss tracks. You eventually go blind and become crippled from watching to many of Jake Paul’s videos. But you keep vlogging because it’s everyday bro. Eventually, you surpass his sub count. He come to your house, looking for a fight and “accedentally” reveals your address to the few subscribers that haven’t left him yet. Cops arrive at your house and take Jake Paul. This is the life you must live. This is the vlog life. Be a maverick.
Jake Paul: “ WHAT IS GOING ON MY J A K E P A U L E R S...”
Daddy Paul: “ Shut da fuq up son you don’t know that vlog life. Be a maverick.”
Daddy Paul: “ Shut da fuq up son you don’t know that vlog life. Be a maverick.”
by Braindead Jake Paulette March 18, 2018
Life in higher definition, full of inspiration, positive emotions and experiences. HD life is based on the need for higher standards or quality of life that are based on a person's own ideas, plans and dreams.
by HDLife March 31, 2016