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Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.
"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"
by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009
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Duffel Bag Boy

The Drug Delivery Boy. He may be just selling drugs for the hood. Or he might have a higher job like delivering Large Amounts of a Substance.
"Ya I sent da Duffel Bag Boy 'round da block to sell that shit"
by Jay Dub'ua Cee September 14, 2007
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bag over the head

Fuckable as long as her face is in the pillow.
Can't promenade her around The Block (to show her off) while you wait to get horny again, all because her face or head is from hunger.
She'd be all right for a steady fuck except for the fact that her bod from the neck up calls for a BAG OVER THE HEAD.
by Ric here in NYC April 21, 2003
mugGet the bag over the headmug.

volvo air bags

Used to describe's a woman's breasts that are unusually large.

Refers to the high safety standard in the product of Swedish car manufacturer Volvo.
Jenny: Do you like my breasts?
Tom: Yes, you've got some real Volvo air bags there, Jenny.
by all people everywhere March 12, 2008
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all that and a bag of chips

a 90s saying that was really popular. Means a really hot girl who got it going on, who is all that and more.
"Damn baby, you are all that and a bag of chips" - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1993)
by rottweiler January 14, 2007
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emo douche bag

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.
If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.
by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
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step douche-bag

That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!
Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat
Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...
by cheypie101 February 11, 2010
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