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Crunkin' Jacks

Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy
Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!

Conrad: What are you doing?

Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!
by Chipper 52 July 7, 2010
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Jack-zone

A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
by dumpburgers August 19, 2010
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Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
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post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.
I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.
by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011
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Ma-jacked

When your mom comes over to your place and uses your computer to check her facebook account, but fails to log in as herself first, so she's posting to all her friends as you.
Holy shit, my facbook account has been ma-jacked!
by DontLetThisHappenToYou November 10, 2010
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fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 23, 2010
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Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009
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