3 bathrooms

Anyone with 3 bathrooms is a rich person no matter what they say.

Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms

by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020

3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?

3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled

by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

3 word blasphemy

Alright let's go! Let's see if we can rattle off a few!

Hym "3 word blasphemy, let's go! 'You're not God (Jew).' The Jew is implied and, therefore, does not count as a fourth word. 'You're not Hym.' Enough to make a grown man cry. 'God is Evil.' He can genocide as much as he wants. 'Porn is Good.' Sex is only ok if she's kind of your sister and if they see you only fucking the fat cocks the jig is up! "Derka derka derka" NEVER say this! It isn't fun or funny to say it. Don't do it! 'Where's my super-suit!?" That's 2 movie references. We have to stop. 'Fat cock dictatorship' Shhh! You're not supposed to notice! 'God was right.' You're all inherently bad. Thank you Urban Dictionary I was running out of blasphemy. 'Death Note Sucks.' You're a Goddamn liar! Take it back! Take it back! I'll murder your family! 'God is Dead' probably the thing that drove Nietzsche insane. Let's see... How about... 'If THAT GUY actually makes A.I. I will let him

✌️✊️✌️Breed✌️✊️✌️ me 🤢' It's not 3 words but I will bet you 1 billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT EXACT INTERACTION has happened! To completion bitch! You're a clever girl. That bet was a win-win for you. Ummmm, Yeah... Running out of characters. I might make this a segment..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

3 fingers up

Means you got no bitches at all

I get no bitches if I’m putting 3 fingers up

by Gogoolg September 27, 2022

addy <3

a neurodivergent queer with visual snow syndrome who was a huge crush on their bestie

Me: I am Addy <3

by queer_kid_doing_weird_shit July 10, 2023

3-1-Tea

A shot of Malort with Peach Schnapps and Sour (similar to Green Tea and White Tea shots)

Clark offered Taylor a 3-1-Tea. They each took a shot and threw up immediately.

by DaBears1011 June 14, 2023

3 centimetres

small penis size

Boy: This is my dick I wanna stick it in you
Girl: *pulls out ruler from her pocket*
Girl: 3 CENTIMETRES??? THATS SO SMALL

by barbatos_anemo_archon April 5, 2023