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ur mom

"You're such a gay slag!"
"Your mom's a gay slag."
by urmomisreallygae May 19, 2022
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Ur mom

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your mom

Your mom is probably the most caring and loving person you will ever meet in your life,Most moms will get you what you need and a lot of want you want too! she will do anything for you especially because your her child and she will choose you over anything.Your mom is going to be super beautiful too.
by your mom tried to swap you November 7, 2022
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your mom

Gamer: Your so bad your mom could do better than you
by yessirdaddy November 15, 2022
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Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.
"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."
by MrRedflick October 3, 2018
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Your mom

is gay
"hey bobby your mom is gay"
"no she isn't bobby"
by isabot0 October 20, 2021
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That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
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