Largest animal on earth

ur mom

person 1: what is the largest animal on earth?
person 2: ur mom

by Hawkey21212121 May 26, 2021

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Dirty soggy earl

When I a girl needs to shit rlly bad but holds it in until he rectum forces instead out. The male then sucks in it and pours a vodka and semen mix to esert dominance

Oh u didn’t get a dirty soggy Earl did u

by Cucf June 29, 2021

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someone.random.on.earth is a milf lover

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The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.

Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl

by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021

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