Peamnut Butter Bamgels

The best snack for when you cant sleep

Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.

Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels

by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.

"Hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter Spoon?"

by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter

Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day

by Switch Mane September 21, 2020

Nutter Butter

It's the mucous mixed with spunk after your remove your junk from another orifice, animal or human.

Yo, I had some nutter butter on my jawn after I took it out of her ass.

by S. Leopoldo Pennauchi November 6, 2020

Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.

Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?

by Carlover360 November 11, 2020

Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.

Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."

by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020