I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
Get the Porn Handedmug. by Looongdickstyle69 March 1, 2017
Get the spinnin handsmug. When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
Get the Red handsmug. by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
Get the knob hand door touchmug. by Smiths Station Hazzard December 12, 2018
Get the Taylor Handmug. The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 6, 2013
Get the IKEA handmug. A man with a weird body
by Axe hand morgan September 24, 2021
Get the axe hand morganmug.