The uncontrollable act of humping anything, even the air. Your hips constantly thrust as if you're fucking. It is a neuropathic condition that can be combined with the Zaggman for a dramatic affect.
by Jzaags January 28, 2020
Get the Restless Pelvic Syndromemug. Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins & minerals. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues.
In looking at the consumers that frequent Wal-Mart, especially "The People of Walmart" shown on the entertainment web site, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS. They are fat, sick, and nearly dead.
by Greg M. Houck May 29, 2018
Get the corporate toxicity syndromemug. When a man must act mean at all times to feel good about himself. He probably has an uncircumcised penis and is self conscious in crowds.
Do you know that guy Peter? You know, the guy with mean man syndrome who always says mean things and is kind of ugly and tall?
by Drwifey2005 October 9, 2015
Get the Mean Man Syndromemug. When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.
A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?
B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.
A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?
B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.
A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS
by abadir January 17, 2019
Get the Accidental Sarcastic Syndromemug. The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.
by DoctorB January 4, 2015
Get the Wet Dick Syndromemug. When you become really shy around a really attractive that boy you obsess about when you are normally outgoing.
by BE A NURSE BE VITAL May 2, 2016
Get the attractive boy syndromemug. Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.
by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013
Get the Fake WiFi Syndromemug.