Thumb Cum 

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.

I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!

Thumb Cum by jackthehat June 30, 2011

mucus cum 

Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.

Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"

mucus cum by Bilbo Swagins October 1, 2014

secondhand cum 

When your partners orgasm is so fulfilling that it feels like you came as well

I had Hannah cumming so hard that I got secondhand cum!

secondhand cum by thirstypeach April 23, 2019

sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex

“My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard”

sofa cum bed by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021

BBC CUM DUMPSTER 

Women ADDICTED to BBC facials

Use my face as a BBC CUM DUMPSTER

BBC CUM DUMPSTER by GAYsissy4BBCz November 10, 2018

Kinky kangaroo cum casserole 

The act of jacking a kangaroo off, collecting it's cum, feeding it to a baby, retrieving the vomited cum, and baking it with the sliced foreskins of African-American infants. Often served with blended food stamps mixed with E. coli and diarrhea as a beverage.

Wow... your lunch smells so good, what is it? Oh, it's just my granny's recipe for kinky kangaroo cum casserole.

Kinky kangaroo cum casserole by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017

hen cum 

n. the white, slimy, strings found in an undercooked egg.

Ack, cook these eggs more, they're loaded with hen cum!

hen cum by snippettex March 25, 2011