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Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.
Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.
by Evilevad December 24, 2014
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Famous Professor Syndrome

When a lecturer in a college or university is either so famous or such a genius that he or she has lost the ability to connect with students. This makes their teaching style extremely confusing and careless and they may not even make it to every lesson.
"What do you think its like to take an acting class from James Franco?"

"Its probably all taught by TA's with occasional cameos by Franco. Its typical Famous Professor Syndrome"
by Argentarius June 27, 2017
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Wet Cock Syndrome

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.
by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021
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Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.
(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?
by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018
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Crying Baby Syndrome

Noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\

Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”

Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”

Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome or GOMS is when try and have a serious argument with someone, but they don't fully understand the reason for the position or assume you're position is different to what it actually is and think you're position is just selfish, vindictive or evil and carry on arguing with you based what they think you're position is rather than what it actually is. Quickly dismissing every point you, no matter how carefully it's done.

An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.

Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.
She's not listening to you, she has Gorilla in the mirror syndrome.
by ajuk April 26, 2020
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Beat Off Syndrome

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.
My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!
by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 13, 2018
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