Poop is a substance that comes out of your behind
It can be brown, red, yellow, sometimes green. (Odd right?)
It can also be watery a.k.a diarrhea, which is most of the time unpleasant.
There are different types of poop such as Number 1 Number 2 and Number 3.
The most easiest way to explain it is the higher it is within these 3 numbers, the harder it is to poop it out.
There are more but those are the main ones that most people know.
It can be brown, red, yellow, sometimes green. (Odd right?)
It can also be watery a.k.a diarrhea, which is most of the time unpleasant.
There are different types of poop such as Number 1 Number 2 and Number 3.
The most easiest way to explain it is the higher it is within these 3 numbers, the harder it is to poop it out.
There are more but those are the main ones that most people know.
Friend 1: Nah man, last night i couldn't Poop at all!
Friend 2: Same man, must've been those taco bell tacos we ate.
Friend 2: Same man, must've been those taco bell tacos we ate.
by Jenni <3 September 12, 2021
Get the Poopmug. by Mahoganylol December 7, 2019
Get the Poopmug. Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
Get the Meta Poopmug. A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.
The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!
by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025
Get the Full Poopmug. by antipoopbitch69 September 26, 2021
Get the poop bitchmug.