After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream
by spectre729 July 29, 2019

Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
by kytasphobic July 27, 2024

John: I only got 3 paid this month, how bout you?
Bill: Not bad, I got 10
John: Wow you got 10 paid???
Bill: yeah man I finally did
Sean: John it’s not crazy Bill is a 10 paid guy he’s a hard worker he’s relentless.
Bill: Not bad, I got 10
John: Wow you got 10 paid???
Bill: yeah man I finally did
Sean: John it’s not crazy Bill is a 10 paid guy he’s a hard worker he’s relentless.
by Breadmaker45688 July 28, 2022

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020
