poop

Crystal methamphetamine. As far as I'm aware, this is an Iowa only thing. Usually, it's the only term you hear people use when they're talking about meth. And everybody that uses meth, knows you're referencing it. Even random tweakers you've never met before, will come up to you on the street asking if you have any poop.

Advised not to shit in your hand and extend it out.

"What you lookin for, poop?" "Yeah man, can I get a t-shirt?"

by 0xagent0range December 27, 2025

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Poop lounge

The bathroom.

After lunch I had to spend a solid fifteen minutes in the poop lounge.

by XLNZ January 1, 2026

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Poop

A sacred and holy substance manufactured in alternate dimensions by invisible space weasels of infinite cosmic domination that is transdimensionally teleported into your anus at the time of defecation. The gift of Feceus.

Damn I gotta poop BAD

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

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poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

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